Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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