On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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