Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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