Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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