Plan B is the new Plan A
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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