If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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