I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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