The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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