: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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