I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You're a waste of cheezeits
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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