love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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