Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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