12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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