no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
