I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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