i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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