told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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