I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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