Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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