problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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