Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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