Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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