I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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