How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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