SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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