I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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