I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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