I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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