try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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