What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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