Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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