Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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