Are we in a gay sports bar?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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