and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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