After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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