I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
