kristin has been a bad kristin
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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