How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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