therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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