Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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