do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
