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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
where are my eyebrows?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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