brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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