Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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