She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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