On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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