So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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