Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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