Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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