Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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