She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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